Tuesday, September 15, 2009

~*~A.G. Sunte Ho?~*~


Yeh Biwiyan apne pati ko "A.G." kyon kehti hain?
Kyonki Biwiyan Sanskari hoti hain; 
aur sabke saamne "Abey Gadhe" nahin keh sakti. Isliye, short form main bulati hain "A.G.".

Saturday, September 5, 2009

~*~Fun Time~*~

  Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status 
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A good doctor..

Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
  Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Smart Sardar Replied: "No!
35 Children R More than Enough!!"

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
 (Best one)
Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:
Sardarji replied: 
"I Mr YOU" !!.
After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:
"Torch is okay"
Sardar1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Sardar2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.
Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent." 
Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay" 

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"

Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!  

  Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple ?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE