~*~ Prison or Office - You decide!!!!~*~

IN PRISON  

you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..    

AT WORK 

you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle .. 

IN PRISON  
 
you get three meals a day (free).

AT WORK 

you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .

 IN PRISON

you get time off for good behavior. 
 

AT WORK 
 
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK. 

 IN PRISON  
  
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..  
 

AT WORK 
  
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself . 

 IN PRISON  
  
you can watch TV and play games. 

  AT WORK 

you get fired for watching TV and playing games. 

  IN PRISON 

they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK 
  
 you can not even speak to your family and friends. 

IN PRISON  
 
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. 

 AT WORK  

  You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

  
Humm? 

Which Sounds Better? 


So what are you waiting for......... 


I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING

~*~Common Sense~*~

There are many trivial questions which has very obvious & simple answer. But our Brain starts thinking something different than the obvious. Younger children score more in this Test because they have simple mind.
Scroll down slowly. Don't cheat to see the Answers.!!

~*~Patni ki aarti : पत्नी की आरती~*~

राज जी "पति ने बनाया पत्नी का मंदिर की" पोस्ट पर आपने कहा था की वो आरती कैसे उतारेगा?....तो चले आपकी ये बात पर पत्नी की आरती उतारने का मौका आपको दे ही दिया जाय.....

पत्नी की आरती

  
ज़ई हो, ज़ई हो, ओ पत्नी रानी, करती हो तुम अपनी मन मानी  
 
बात हमारी हरदम हो टालती, हम उतारें तेरी आरती
 
तुम समान बलशाली कोई जग मैं नही दूजा

हम तो हैं बल्हीन, तुमाहरी करें किस तरह पूजा
 
हम से खाना बनवाने वाली, बर्तन मंज्वाने वाली
 
नौकर सा हम को धूतकारटी, ओ रानी, हम उतारें तेरी आरती
 
तुम बचों की अम्मा प्यारी, सास की बिटिया प्यारी
 
कभी अगर तुम रूठो, कर दो खटिया खरी हुमारी
 
हम को अक्सर हार्डकाने वाली, आँखें दिखाने वाली

गुस्सा तुम हम पर उतारती, ओ रानी, हम उतारें तेरी आरती
 
धूप दीप कुछ तुम्हे ना सोहे गर कपूर बाति,
 
क्रीम पाउडर वाली, लखी लखी तुम काफ़ी हर्षाति
 
यूँ तो लगती हो भोली भाली, लेकिन तुम हो एक दू-नाली
 
बोली की गोली हरदम मारती हो, ओ रानी, हम उतारें तेरी आरती
 
पति-पत्नी के इस जग में है वही पुराना नाता
 
बैठी बैठी खाती पत्नी, पति दिन-रात कमाता
 
निश दिन मौज उरने वाली, हुमको तरसाने वाली
 
सारी कमाई तुम आकरती हो, ओ रानी, हम उतारें तेरी आरती
 
ये सारी धन-दौलत तेरी, तेरा चाँदी सोना,
 
हम तो केवल इतना चाहे, तू नाराज़ ना होना
 
हम को उल्लू बनाने वाली, घर की हे लक्ष्मी आली,
 
सेवक को काहे फटकारती, ओ रानी, हम उतारें तेरी आरती

English version

May you live long wife, the self willed wife

The one who never listens to us, we pray before you dear wife
 
No one is as powerful as you are in this world

We are so powerless, tell us how should we worship you
 
You make us cook and wash dishes
 
You kick us like slaves, we pray before you dear wife
 
You are the lovable mom of the kids and your mom-in-law
 
Whenever you get angry with us, you make the life hell for us
 
You often reprimand us, and give us rebuking glances
 
You release all your wrath upon us, we pray before you dear wife
 
Fragrant sticks, earthen lamps, incense all are for you dear wife
 
You use tremenduous quantities of powders and creams cosmetics and feel happy
 
Though you look innocent but you are not less than any double barrel gun
 
You fire on us like a bullet, we pray before you dear wife
 
Husband-wife have the same old relationship since the world came to existence
 
Wife devours sitting at home and the husband toils day and night to earn
 
Every day you play with his money while we die to quench our thirst for the money
 
Each and every penny is consumed by you, we pray before you dear wife
 
All this wealth is for you, all the gold and silver is devoted to you
 
We just wish that you may not get angry with us
 
You have befooled us like an owl , you are our home's Lakshmi Goddess
 
Why are you kicking your slave, we pray before you dear wife

Not mine

~*~Food Art~*~

~*~Ram sena warning on V-Day~*~

~*~Valentine's day... generated in GUJARAT.....~*~

This is hilarious!
 
In spite of what you have been told by everyone, the truth is that Valentine's Day originated hundreds of years ago, in India, and to top it all, in the state of Gujarat !!!
 
It is a well known fact that Gujarati men, specially the Patels, continually mistreat and disrespect their wives (Patelianis) . One fine day, it happened to be the 14th day of February, one brave Patelani, having had enough "torture" by her husband, finally chose to rebel by beating him up with a Velan (rolling pin to make chapattis).
Yes....the same Velan which she used daily, to make chapattis for him.... only this time, instead of the dough, it was the husband who was flattened.
 
This was a momentous occasion for all Gujarati women and a revolt soon spread, like wild fire, with thousands of housewives beating up their husbands with the Velan. There was an outburst of moaning "chapatti-ed" husbands all over Anand and Amdavad.
 
The Patel men-folk quickly learnt their lesson and started to behave more respectfully with their Patelanis.
 
Thereafter, on 14th February every year, the womenfolk of Gujarat would beat up their husbands, to commemorate that eventful day - the wives having the satisfaction of beating up their husbands with the Velan and the men having the supreme joy of submitting to the will of the women they loved.
 
Soon The Gujju men realized that in order to avoid this ordeal they need to present gifts to their wives....they brought flowers and sweets. This is how the tradition - Velan time - began.
 
As Gujarat fell under the influence of Western culture, the ritual soon spread to Britain and many other Western countries, specifically, the catch words 'Velan time' !!! In course of time, their foreign tongues, this got anglicized to 'Velantime' and then to 'Valentine'. And thereafter, 14th of February, came to be known as Valentine's Day and now you know the true story of Valentine's day.